So cool it makes you sick

Here's another reason to smoke: you can take more sick days. A new study shows smokers average eight more sick days per year than non-smokers. Which means in addition to having an excuse to have five-minute breaks 20 times a day during your shift, you can skip the whole day in general every now and then.

The scientists to who did the study added they usually have raspy voices, yellow teeth, a strong odor and are just cooler in general than other people.