Stay away from Brazilian food

What do you do after you kill your husband after years of happy marriage? If you're in Brazil, you chop him up into over 100 pieces, cook him and fry him, of course. Then you hide the pieces under the stairs.

Guys, this is a clear message to all of us: do not get married, for women will then regard us as food. And being served with barbecue sauce is no way to go out.

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