Sheryl Crow's poopy mouth

When she's not playing with Lance's good ball, or pretending to like Kid Rock, Sheryl Crow is an inventor.

And what does she invent? Lies (damnable lies!) about toilet paper.

"I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required."

On what universe does a solid wiping consist of one square? Obviously, Crow's opinion is based on a belief that her own poop does not stink.