Cobwebs in the ears

Get ready to have some nightmares. An Oregon boy recently had some problems with his ear. He kept hearing a popping sound he compared to Rice Krispies

After going to an ear specialist, they found out what had been giving the fourth-grader so much trouble: his ear drum was home to not one but two spiders. This is further proof of why we need to fight these and all other animals. They will make their homes inside the heads of our children, like one of those things in one of those Star Trek movies.

Stock up on Raid, America.