Cocaine is off the streets

It's a sad day for all those strung out on caffeine. The energy drink Cocaine, which you heard about here first last September, is being pulled from the shelves because of its name. For those of you who don't remember that well because you were crashing when you read it before, Cocaine claimed to give you over three times as much energy as other energy drinks.

Obviously, its name has drawn some criticism from anti-drug groups, because we all know soft drinks are not allowed to have names based on actual drugs. Guess it's time to break out the razor blades and mirrors again.