Gimme a kiss

Your wife calls you short, during an argument? Being a calm, rational, 54-year-old man who might be a little on the wee side like yourself, what do you do?

According to police, if you are Akano Nzerem, you shove your daughter aside and give your wife a big bear hug--then you bite her lip off. Remember this touching family moment as you enjoy your Memorial Day weekend.

(Courtesy of Cat H.)