Old bunnies never die, they just move out of the mansion

A rare species of rabbit named after Hugh Hefner may die out before he does. Have they tried moving them in with three blonde babes bunnies? That seems to help with longer life. Or, you know, Viagra.

Actually, considering SG's stance on The War on Animals, we wholeheartedly stand with not giving the rabbit a dose of Viagra. The last thing this war needs is a ridiculous amount of kamikazes.