Movies: now for sissies again

Regal Cinemas, one of the largest theater chains in the country, is testing a pager for movie patrons to anonymously report other patrons.

While this sounds like a dream come true for anyone who's ever had a foot on their head, there's a hitch. There are only four buttons, and then the management comes in to find the problem.

This blog wants to know when they will add a button for "annoying jerk with flashlight and bow tie."

Fun quote: The GRS's are wireless and have four buttons marked "picture," "sound," "piracy" and "other disturbance."