Today in annoying chicks

Paris Hilton is really upset about her 45-day jail sentence. In fact, according to her psychiatrist said she's even traumatized. However, she said she is kind of into the handcuffs and ankle chains.

Maxim named Lindsay Lohan the hottest woman in the world. She topped the list of 100 candidates this year. It serves as further evidence that Maxim is living 2003. This blog is in agreement that the pre-craziness, pre-cocaine, pre-blonde hair Lohan was worth it. But her stock has definitely dropped in recent years. She now looks like some sort of albino goblin creature.

Alright, now I can take this skirt of and go back to talking about things that are cool.