What has flippers and stalks children?

As if our nation's children didn't have enough to worry about, now there is one new type of stalker after them--and it's not interested in kidnapping. A sea lion, which this blog has warned about in the past, is stalking some children in California.

According to reports, the children were doing laps, practicing for a walk-a-thon, when a sea lion came ashore and followed them. And it sounds like that particular sea lion has a habit of people stalking to. The War on Animals cannot afford such fraternization. Remember, lions are man eaters.