Probably a German shepherd

Not only are animals out to get us as a human race, it turns out some of them are even racist, like one dog in Belgium.

A Nigerian man told Belgian newspaper "De Standaard," which this blog thinks translates to "The One to Which Others Are Compared," that a businessman refused to hire him because his dog would bite non-whites.

Key quote: "'My dog is racist. Not me,' the Belgian told De Standaard."