Rehab's for nancies

After yesterday's meat-fest, the media has returned to familiar ground. Should celebrities convicted of DUIs and drug charges be given the death sentence? Absolutely.

Drudge Report and other web sites have made it clear that one-to-three days, 30 days or one hour incarcerations are not enough punishment for misdemeanor offenses. And while we believe that rich people should not pay more taxes, the country demands more prison time for heiresses and anorexic actresses.

The Guys know that no amount of jail time will make up for lousy pop singles and horrible reality shows. The only way to make everyone happy? Fry Paris, Lindsay and Nicole.