Barbarism or barbering?

Bidders of world, unite! A lock of hair purportedly snipped from the corpse of Che Guevara in 1967 went up for auction recently. The hair, which can only be described as "hair-looking," fetched $100,000 and was purchased by a 61-year-old man.

His bid was the only one in the auction, and it met the minimum bid. Apparently, Che isn't as collectible as his T-shirts.

However, being a Marxist, he would hate the fact that his hair became a trophy of ownership by the wealthy. He would probably want the $100,000 to be spread evenly across the country. Take that, commie!