Sweet ink, your honor

As we have recently learned, the Chinese are a very outgoing, humorous people. Once again the government is cracking down on citizens who seem to be enjoying themselves just a little too much. Those citizens are judges.

Judges are no longer allowed to have shaved heads, have tattoos, wear heavy makeup and of course, frolic. Apparently in China, judges look something like the people American judges lock up.

Key quote: "A notice issued by the high court of Henan, the top judicial authority in the heartland province, also banned judges using certain phrases in the courtroom, including: 'Are you the judge or am I?'--and 'You will certainly lose this case.'"