Heart attacks! Get'cher heart attacks right 'here!

You know how reports are always complaining about how Americans are the most obese people in the world? I'm pretty sure that this is the equivalent to taking five million steps backwards with only the slightest bend forward. Straight from the land of fiction to fact: it would appear that the most dangerous game in America is not football, NASCAR or video games (despite what crazy lawyer Jack Thompson might think), but minor league baseball. Actually, it's the food that's served at the games of a minor league baseball team in Sauget, Illinois.

Nothing spikes attendance to minor league baseball games like heart attacks and diabetes.