When the difference is 22 years, age is not just a number

Most 37 year-old women consider a nine month period of being jailed a pregnancy. However, for Lisa Lynette Clark of Gainesville, GA, she actually will be in prison. Clark pled guilty to charges of statutory rape and will not be allowed to see the 15 year-old alleged father of her infant son until he becomes a man at 17.

Clark was allowed to marry her baby's daddy through a loophole in Georgia state law that permits marriage to minors if the blushing bride has a baby on board. Giving yet further insight as to why those crazy southerners lost the war.