America's obese children

They're getting younger. Now the line between baby fat and just plain fat is blurred even further.

This obesity problem has officially crossed the line. That's why this blog is going to be the first to get tough on child obesity.

Hey babies, quit sucking on your mother's booby and get exercising! Your lazy days are over, chubby. Crying will not convince us otherwise. Now get on that treadmill!

Oh, that's right, you can't even walk.