Celebrity SAT prep

Let's practice our anologies, eh?

Paris Hilton is to celibacy as ...

a) ... Michael Jackson is to sex with consenting adults.
b) ... Tom Cruise is to sex with his lovely child bride.
c) ... Britney Spears was to celibacy until the 1980s.
d) ... Princess Diana is to limousine joyrides.

If you answered D, you read too much People magazine.