iPod: Getting teens laid

Finally, the government will leave video games alone and go after something I'm too old to care about: mp3 players.

Remember, teens don't have sex because of the waltz, comic books, heavy metal, hip-hop or Grand Theft Auto. They have sex thanks to that ever-present scourge throughout human history: the iPod, which can broacast all of the above very suggestively.

Side note: It must burn the RIAA's hide that no one cared about mp3s until teens spontaneously started having sex.

Side note, #2: Proving Local6 has their finger on the pulse of young America, they also link to an old story that suggests teens lie about sex. This blog suggests baby showers register for padlocks and shotguns.