Mr. August and your children

Remember the Saved by the Bell episode where Zack created the calendar using the Bayside Swim Team and then sold it in the school store?

This story is exactly like that...except swap out "Bayside Swim Team" with "human equivalent to Superintendent Chalmers from The Simpsons."

Iowa--proving once again that it's a state that's more than ... ummm ... just known for being a state.