Just when you thought the world had forgotten Paris Hilton

Ever wanted to be the inspiration of a cat fight? Former Blink 182 drummer Travis Barker had the pleasure of that recently when his ex-wife, former beauty queen Shanna Moakler, allegedly attacked Paris Hilton at a nightclub recently.

Hilton is rumored to have broken her vow of chastidy for one year with Barker only weeks after his divorce was finalized. How does Barker, a guy who always sports the just-rolled-out-of-bed-and-still-confused look, get this kind of notoriety?

Key quote: "Moakler contends she exchanged mere profanities with Hilton, at which point Hilton's ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos emerged from the entourage, bent Moakler's wrists, poured a drink on her and shoved her down some stairs."