Stripper-related news of the day

The Christmas spirit lives in us all! Exotic dancers in San Francisco will donate $15,000 worth of tips to the local Toys for Tots program, or as they like to call it, "Ta-ta's for Toys for Tots." I hope that "Santa Baby" was played during their "performances."

And on nearly the other side of the United States, Missouri's law banning nudity in strip clubs is struck down because it is unconstitutional. Also, because, y'know, nudity is kinda of the whole point of a strip club. Again, I call for "Santa Baby" to be played along with Christmas themed outfits. Christmas tree tassels for all!