A father's dream come true

Nobody likes daughters, just ask the Chinese.

Like house cats, they're only pleasant when kittens: you can pick them up whenever you want, entertain them with string and win photo contests with their adorable pictures.


Once they get older, they hate you, claim everything in the house as theirs, bring home strange males and have babies.



Do you really want a son-in-law?

With a simple medical procedure, your little angel will remain small and easy to pick up, and she'll go wherever you want.

"Ashley, who doctors expect to have a normal lifespan, has had a hysterectomy, surgery to prevent breast growth and high doses of oestrogen that will prevent her from reaching adult height" [empasis ours].

Thanks to the magic of hormones, you'll never have to deal with hers.