SG Editorial: 2007 predictions
Pat Robertson is a pretty creepy guy.
His latest prediction of "'mass killing' late in 2007" follows his other "predictions" of Bush's 2004 reelection and heavy rain in New England this year. Why bring these up? Because they're not predictions, they're wishful thinking. They follow his political and wrath-of-god wishes to promote The 700 Club.
What he really means to say is that he wants terrorists to attack in September 2007, before the election.
With that in mind, here are The Guys' predictions for 2007:
1) Mike Tyson will eat a baby. Alive.
2) The new Indiana Jones movie will inspire DILF Internet porn sites.
3) Pat Robertson will be crushed by his leg press machine.
We'll keep a running tally this year as all of our predictions come true.
His latest prediction of "'mass killing' late in 2007" follows his other "predictions" of Bush's 2004 reelection and heavy rain in New England this year. Why bring these up? Because they're not predictions, they're wishful thinking. They follow his political and wrath-of-god wishes to promote The 700 Club.
What he really means to say is that he wants terrorists to attack in September 2007, before the election.
With that in mind, here are The Guys' predictions for 2007:
1) Mike Tyson will eat a baby. Alive.
2) The new Indiana Jones movie will inspire DILF Internet porn sites.
3) Pat Robertson will be crushed by his leg press machine.
We'll keep a running tally this year as all of our predictions come true.
posted by Rick Snee at
11:22 AM
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