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Wednesday, January 03, 2007

From the SeriouslyGuys Vault: January 3, 1521

On this Thursday, the third Daye of Januarie, in the one-thousandth five hundr'd twenty-furst Yeare of our Lord

Pope cares not for smell of Luther's thesies


Pope Leo the Tenth excommunicated th' Heratick Martin Luther t'day for say'ng mean, hertful Things 'bout th' Holy Church in His nin'ty-five thesies.

"I, Pope Leo the Tenth, hearbye banesh one Martin Luther for being an insolunt Bugger and hope he burns in Hell on th' morrow, or ashuredly by next week Thursday," the Pope sayed.

Luther could not be reech'd for comment, His Assistunt saying He was "endesposed."

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