The McBournie Minute: Holiday season

Has anyone else noticed the latest Guinness commercials on television lately? They end with something like "Please enjoy Guinness Draught responsibly during the St. Patrick's holiday season."

There is a season for St. Patrick's Day? Far be it from me to be against any holiday that celebrates all-day drinking (everyday is St. Patrick's Day for me), but does it really need its own season? This is a growing trend for holidays. They think they can just take over our year.

Remember when the Christmas season started in December? Now it starts the day after Halloween. We need to show these holidays that they are assigned on day per year for a reason. They are getting cocky and keep trying to push us around.

Reminder: Thursday is the first day of the April Fools season, so be ready.