The frustration of the species

Bad news this morning for guys everywhere. Science has found a microscopic animal that has not had sex in 100 million years has evolved. Jaw shapes between the animal and a similar species show that changes have been made without mating.

This knocks one of the top three lines used on women for mating purposes, "We need to have sex to make the species more adaptable," off the table. It was second only to "But I bought you a drink" and "I am a doctor."