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Monday, March 26, 2007

Do you hear that squeaking sound?

It is the sound of your impending death. Mice, the original "Silent Killer", have now been given an enhanced color vision thanks to treasonous scientists. What does this mean? It means that mice are akin to the Predator, and we, the human race, have one of two options:

-enlist a bunch of snakes to eat the mice, creating a Simpsons like plan where we eventually owe everything we possess as favors to the very race we're at war with

OR

-enlist The Governator to take care of these terror-mice while we cheese it and "Get to the choppa."

Either way, we're boned.

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