All your couch are belong to us

Remember the couch that came in a shade of N-word brown? They have finally found the source of that insulting color: a bad Chinese-English dictionary.

Key quote: "'We got the definition from a Chinese-English dictionary. We've been using the dictionary for 10 years. Maybe the dictionary was updated, but we probably didn't follow suit,' he said."

Everyone knows that 1997 was an exceedingly racist year for dictionaries, so this should come as a shock to no one. We can take heart in one thing, the Chinese want us to understand them.