If you can read this, this doesn't apply to you

Mixed news announced today in the world of teenagers and other unemployable types, first off, the THC content in marijuana is much stronger than in was even three years ago. It has been climbing since the 80s. So the next time your parents tell you "back in my day, a dimebag only cost $10," call them lightweights.

In other news, OMG txtin mite b bad 4 da anglish lang as a hole. In fact, it is hindering the world's children from learning proper English.

Of that, this blog says, WTF?