They'll have great deals on Equate pharmaceuticals

Pop quiz: what's the worst thing about Wal-Mart?

They're destroying mom and pop businesses?

Oo, good answer, but no. Your mom and pop's candleshop will die once they do the same and you take it over.

They underpay their employees?

Hey, Wal-Mart employees got it made. We're pretty sure they get to keep those Shrek buttons after it goes on DVD (collector's item!).

The other people at the store?

Close! We would have accepted that answer yesterday, but now there's something even worse: the other SICK people at the store.