Medical treatment can't save them

Unlike other blogs, we at SeriouslyGuys have no illusions about the impending threat from zombies. They want to eat our brains, they refuse to get jobs and even ran for office in last fall's election.

However, now these zombies have sunk to a new low: they are attempting to fleece the federal government of Medicare its funds. The undead don't need medical treatment, all they need is a shotgun blast to the head.