It could always be worse

Man, how much does it suck to be Richard Gere? Let's make a tally:

1) Goes by Richard to avoid the nickname "Dick."
2) Rumors about a certain gerbil.
3) Has "nowhere else to go."
4) Burned in effigy in India for kissing a woman in public.

He's been pretty nice about this so far, but let's not forget that the man is Buddhist.