Attention citizens of a whale's vagina

If you took a taxi in San Diego recently and your cabbie was not wearing pants, look on the bright side--unlike some other cities, a cabbie not wearing pants is still news in San Diego.

Key quote: "No other description or distinguishing characteristics were available for the cabbie."

Not exactly a flattering response about the guy. He's not gonna enjoy seeing that line. And yes, that quote's meant as a double entendre.