The nudists are coming! The nudists are coming!

Now that spring weather has finally arrived, Vermonters can go back to arguing over their state's public nudity laws. Debates are more fun when you can hold them outside. And with blurs around people when televised.

And in other wee-clothed news, nudists fight for their right to use the local wave pool. But not parrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty. Surf City, here we come!

Remember readers, nudists are people too ... just not old.



Oh yeah, second story. Never mind. Ewwwwww.