Man betrayed by 'best friend'

The dogs have shown their true nature. They are now helping raise one of the greatest animal threats to humanity, tigers.

Did you know that our own government has categorized tigers as "endangerous?" In response to this betrayal by dogs, President Bush has taken appropriate action to set an example.

Oh, dogs. How could you stoop this low? This blog knows you can read, so this is for you:

BAD, DOGS. VERY BAD.

NO.

NO.

YOU BAD DOGS.

BAD.