If you wouldn't mind, I would appreciate it if you stuck your hands up

Look out, citizens of Michigan! The Courteous Bandit is back on the streets again, and he might be coming to politely ask a teller for all their money at a bank near you!

Actually, it sounds like he's going straight. The 61-year-old man actually tried to get caught and sent to jail by robbing a bank. He served over a year.

Key quote: "'It was a dumb thing to do,' Lawson said after his release. 'I was looking for food and lodging — in the wrong way.'"