It's ah me ... Militantio!

Sometimes gaming news is pretty blatant and wacky. I mean, did you know that a World of Warcraft credit card via Visa is being put in production? A headline like that simply writes itself. Other times, the connection between a story and whether it's gaming related is very ... tenuous. Suffice to say, it pays to tip the pizza boy really well, especially if he's coming at you with both a fire flower and a claymore.