COPS: Nude beach in Wisconsin edition

Officials say Wisconsin's nude beaches attract crime, drugs, and lewd behavior, but beach-goers say it's the same as any other beach. Except, you know, with more boobs. Personally, I'm trying to figure out just what actual crimes can be committed in Wisconsin. What, did someone steal your wheel of cheese? For that matter, nude beaches in Wisconsin? Do people really like being in the buff in the cold THAT much?