Getting tired of the race

Someone you know may be suffering from a debilitating disease that is now becoming rampant across the U.S. Symptoms include depressing, drooling and apathy. The disease's name: campaign fatigue.

That's right. Americans are all at risk for campaign fatigue because the 2008 presidential campaigns will be going on for a longer period than ever before. That's why we here at SG will be happy to provide you with the hard-hitting, nonsensical coverage of the race with our ongoing series Scurry to the White House 2008.