Technology ... in action!

It's always nice to look back upon science's slightly more outgoing cousin, Technology. After all, it was technology that gave us internet viruses from porn sites, cameras and DVDs for Girls Gone Wild (or it's own cousin, Girls Going Crazy--an actual DVD), and "Dateline: To Catch a Predator" (both sides of the fence there, people). Why, if it wasn't for technology, Justin Timberlake would never have been able to bring back sexy. So, what has that wild and crazy art, technology, given us lately?

Fembots! The fembots are coming! The fembots are coming! Better stock up on the oil. That goes for WD-40, scented rubbing oil, and vegetable. Hey, those fembots might as well make you some stir fry too, right?

Also from technology: reverse internet porn scams. Porn-for-Father's-Day.com maybe very well sound like a totally awesome place to get gift ideas, but it's really just a scam put on by the ironically-named, anti-porn XXX Church. I tell ya, those guys are more sinister than that Nigerian king who was going to give me all his money.

Remember people, if ain't technology, it ain't sexy.