Sometimes, the truth is just too good to be true

Yesterday, SG reported that Paris Hilton wasn't quite going to be as rich as she thought she might end up being. TMZ, the website that actually gets interviewed on CNN, says that she's still going to become little Miss Richpants eventually.

NONETHELESS, let the Paris-boycott begin! When at the grocery store, don't buy french bread, buy anti-Paris bread! When at the fast food establishment, don't eat french fries, eat anti-Paris fries! And when making breakfast tomorrow, don't make french toast, make anti-Paris toast! One mind!