A world without vegans

Good morning, humans, and a good morning it is, for this blog bears news of yet another victory in our War on Animals.

The fifth-columnists who have attempted to co-opt our war, who would criticize our vigilence, who would make annoying whimper sounds any time we eat steak, have effectively removed themselves from the gene pool.

Yes, vegans--or vegansexuals, who practice a morally reprehensible lifestyle that may or may not be an affront to God--have sworn off sex with meat-eaters. Much like the Shakers religious movement, we can just playing the waiting game until they die off.

As long as we remain alert (and did I mention vigilent?), our extra-species enemies will reach the same inevitable conclusion.