UFO's terrorize British; British terrorize everyone else with their teeth

Apparently, UFO's may or may not have terrorized a town recently. Sound like a bad July 4 based movie? Nah. Think more bad Sci-Fi channel premiere of the week. So, what do we know about what's happened?

1. The only witnesses were people who were walking out of pubs.
2. The Weekly World News, the "world's only reliable news paper", is not behind the incident, as it's too busy being closed by its parents.
3. Stratford-Upon-Avon contains no stars in its sky whatsoever. Except for four of them.

(Courtesy of Mike Morrow)