China v. Buddha

China likes to crack down on everything. They pretty much think that can control whatever they want, from wages to the population. But now they have found a new foe: Buddhists.

Yes, the Chinese government has banned Buddhist monks from reincarnating without permission. Take, that Buddha! Next up on China's list: Jesus can't come back unless he asks the Chinese government first.

(Courtesy of Chugs "I'm On Vacation This Week" Taylor)