Chester Cheetah would be very upset

Sons everywhere, heed this warning: no matter how tempting it might be, do not throw Cheetos at your father, particularly if you are in Iowa.

A 22-year-old learned this lesson the hard way, especially after the police arrived and charged him with domestic assault.

Key quote: "Police said the bag hit his father's glasses, causing a cut to the bridge of his nose."

(Courtesy of Cat)