Slow News Headline of the Day

Guys: are you attracted to women, but not really sure if you really like the attractive ones? The Christian right is just happy to like women in the first place, like heterosexual Sen. Larry Craig.

In any case, a new scientific study shows men choose attractive women. Be sure to stay with us for the results of studies answering such questions as "is water wet?" and "who is buried in Grant's tomb?"