Guess who's back? Back again?

That's right: international bad-boy and archnemesis to architects and airliners alike (+5 alliteration), Osama Bin Laden. (Tell some friends.)

Believe it or not, this is a positive thing:

1) Americans can return to a blissful time when the War on Terrorism made sense. Every war needs its Hitler-equivalent, something noticably lacking since Saddam Hussein's execution.

2) The ironies of Rambo III and Spies Like Us remains intact.

3) The next president can promise to kill him. For real this time.