On the job ... allllllllll night long

Ok, so, I'm a little confused by this story--why would you want to be an online porn star AND a police officer? Personally, I'd think that I would rather focus on the job that has the least potential for me getting shot.

Actually, come to think of it ... that could be either of the two jobs. Also, aren't porn stars and police officer mortal enemies, like cats and dogs, frogs and flies, and mint and chocolate?

Double also: "sleazy activities" being put in a court document is pure comedy.