It's all in how you say it

Lawyers and DAs in the future will now have field days with dictionaries thanks to lawmakers in Britain. The British government finally realizes that it doesn't make much sense for selling sex to be illegal, when it's perfectly okay to buy it; however, if you think their solution is to make the whole thing legit ... guess again.

By the way, if someone's going to the grocery store, make sure to pick me up a box of Prostituted Flakes ... they're GRRRRSYPHILIS!